**American Asshole™ Glass Ornaments – Hang the Sass on Your Tree**
**Deck the halls with zero chill.**
These **100% glass beauties** (3.5" round) turn your "AMERICAN ASSHOLE" vibe into a holiday heirloom—**one-sided high-quality print** with beveled edges and gold ribbon for that premium hang. Slightly transparent/grainy for artsy depth (go bold/dark colors for max pop). **Gift-boxed** with protective padding—ready to gift or troll.
**Why They’re the $14.99 Stocking Stuffer King:**
- **100% glass** — elegant, shatter-resistant shine
- **3.5" (88.9mm) round** — classic size, one design per bundle
- **Beveled edges + gold ribbon** — pro finish, easy hang
- **One-sided print** — visible sparkle from afar
- **Bundle packs** — singles for testing, 50-packs for bulk gifting
**Perfect for:**
- Secret Santa sabotage
- Office holiday swaps
- Family tree roasts
- Patriotic "Naughty List" vibes
**$14.99 (1pc) → $11.99 with code ASSHOLE20**
**FREE SHIPPING on $45+** *(bundle 5+ ornaments or add a flask — free ship unlocked)*
**🔥 LAUNCH SPECIAL: 20% OFF WITH ASSHOLE20**
Use **ASSHOLE20** → drops prices across bundles.
*Valid thru Nov 30. In stock — ship it fast for holidays.*
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