American Asshole™ Necktie – Gag Gift for Secret Santa, Office Trolls & Patriotic Pricks

**American Asshole™ Necktie – The Ultimate Gag Gift**

Secret Santa? White Elephant? Office party where Dave needs to be humbled?  
**This is the tie.**  

Your "AMERICAN ASSHOLE" message screams across **100% polyester** with **vibrant one-sided print**—silky smooth, V-shaped end, keeper loop to hold the tail in place. Sewn-in label, **ready to roast**.  

**Why It’s the Best $19.99 You’ll Ever Spend:**
- **3.1 oz lightweight polyester** — looks expensive, feels like a prank
- **Full-color dye-sub print** — no peeling, no fading
- **56" long x 3.5" wide** — standard fit, maximum impact
- **Keeper loop + sewn label** — pro finish
- **Blank sourced from China** — fast 4–8 day US shipping

**Perfect for:**
- Secret Santa sabotage  
- Office gag gift exchanges  
- Patriotic weddings (yes, really)  
- Anyone who owns their asshole energy  

**$19.99 → $15.99 with code ASSHOLE20**  
**FREE SHIPPING on $45+** *(add a hoodie or two — boom, free ship)*

**🔥 LAUNCH SPECIAL: 20% OFF WITH ASSHOLE20**  
Use **ASSHOLE20** → drops to **$15.99**.  
*Valid thru Nov 30. In stock — ship it.*

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