**American Asshole™ Zip Hoodie – Cozy AF, Full-Zip Freedom**
Zip up and own the cold. This **unisex full-zip hoodie** delivers the same premium 3-end fleece as our pullover — but with a **smooth YKK zipper** and split pouch pockets for on-the-go swagger. Double-stitched, roomy, **under 5% shrinkage**.
**Why You’ll Live in It:**
- **8.25 oz medium-heavy fleece** (280 GSM) — thick but breathable
- **80% combed ring-spun cotton + 20% recycled poly** — eco-friendly, stupid soft
- **Regular fit, runs true to size** — no boxy surprises
- **Tear-away label** — zero itch
- **Custom embroidery ready** (left chest) — make it *yours*
**Pick your vibe:** 5 bold colors.
**$44.99 → $35.99 with code ASSHOLE20**
**FREE SHIPPING on all orders $45+** *(add a tee or bundle to unlock — no code needed)*
**🔥 LAUNCH SPECIAL: 20% OFF WITH ASSHOLE20**
Use **ASSHOLE20** at checkout → drops to **$35.99**.
*Valid thru Nov 30. Limited stock — grab yours.*
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