**American Asshole™ Unisex Tee – Bella Canvas 3001**
Wear it loud. Wash it forever.
This Bella Canvas 3001 is the gold standard of tees—100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz), buttery soft, breathable, built to last. Spot DTG chest print locks in “AMERICAN ASSHOLE” flex—tear-away label, tapered shoulders, dual side seams = zero sag, zero itch.
**Why It’s the $34.99 Everyday Flex:**
- 100% Airlume cotton (heathers: poly blends) — lightweight, no-shrink
- Retail fit — not boxy, not tight, just right
- Ribbed collar + tapered shoulders — holds shape after 100 washes
- Spot DTG printed — vibrant, crack-proof, made in USA/sweatshop-free
- Tear-away label — zero neck drama
**Perfect for:**
- Gym, bar, BBQ, Zoom troll
- Secret Santa starter pack
- Matching squad chaos
- Layering under hoodies
**$34.99 → $27.99 with code ASSHOLE20**
**FREE SHIPPING on $45+** *(add a shaker or tie — free ship unlocked)*
**LAUNCH SPECIAL: 20% OFF WITH ASSHOLE20**
Use **ASSHOLE20** → drops to **$27.99**.
*Valid thru Nov 30. In stock — ship it.*
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
